Let me get this straight, I have to root for vintage Wakefield to try and even the series against Tampa Bay? How did this happen? I'm too angry to really provide any inisghtful analysis at the moment (at the risk of tearing Terry Francona to pieces), so all I can say is that the game starts in four hours, and y'all better watch.
And for those of ou haters who are out there rooting for Tampa Bay to beat the Red Sox because you like shitting on Massachusetts (Blaine, Wilsons, Max, Benny), just remember that you're wilingly endorsing the state of Florida, who have brought you eight years of George Bush and Limp Bizkit. I hope you're all happy.
